From Rauhofer to Vasquez for King Ralphy?
Look its Junior Vasquez and King Ralphy together, and they weren’t even at a little persons convention.
I’ve been told that King Ralphy is trying to break into the music industry. He supposedly has laid a few tracks down, each containing a word or two (the same amount of people he pulls to a party he works at). Kingy (as he likes to be called) was recently caught shooting the breeze with Vasquez while the 80-something year old DJ was spinning at some party I didn’t go to.
The real story here is that it will take a lot of balls for Ralphy to jump ship with Junior considering after getting canned by rival Peter Rauhofer somewhat recently.
The F-Word is in some fuckin’ trouble
Some friends who own East Village bars tell me that Michael Formika Jones is looking for a new home for his F-Word party after getting into it at Splash with the management there.
Word on the mean streets of the East Village is that Formika is going around to some tiny spaces begging to get in on Friday nights.
Maybe he’s having such a hard time, because rumor has it he gives away everything but the kitchen sink at his parties.
I’m watching this one closely, and I will keep you posted. For sure!
Blind item: Never judge a book by the pipe on the cover
This BLIND ITEM is so juicy that I wouldn’t dare mention names.
However, which New York power gay has us all thinking he is clean and pure when he’s hooked on the parTy supplies?
I recently heard from a very reliable source that said power gay and his boyfriend are passing the crystal methamphetamine pipe around more than not and have been known to get involved in wild tweeker sex orgies a couple times a month,
It also explains how someone who is so average looking (we won’t say ugly because he isn’t that) and so pretentious could be dating someone so hot and genuinely nice!
My friend says they’re both good in bed tho. I neva knewwwwww!
Look its two people who I don’t hate in the same picture.
Macaulay Culkin & Jerry Visco celebrate Michael T’s one hear anniversary at Nasty Mondays.
There was a time when I though/ wished Macaulay was gay and would just come out. I know that isn’t true because no gay man would go out in public looking like that!
If you run out of drugs, you could probably smell him and get really high. What happened to that cute little kid?
Does anyone else think that Adam Lambert is trying to look ugly on purpose. He was a babe when he was on American Idol, but this picture from Next Magazine is not so hot.
Queerty slithers its way back online
After getting a lot of media coverage for exiting the web, Queerty.com is evidently coming back.
Media 353 now operates the site, and they’re looking for a buyer to run the tongue and cheek site.
The original owner, David Hauslib, allegedly gave it up a long time ago. I guess that explains why Queerty hasn’t been so queer lately.
I guess we’ll have to wait and see if the lucky buyers will bring the homo back or not.
Botoxed Boys: Promoter Chris Ryan is the latest boytoxed boy that we’ve discovered. We overheard while chowing down today at a certain gay restaurant in Chelsea that Chris has had some fillers and said “it doesn’t hurt.” When you take it up the butt as much as he does, not much is painful anymore, I’m sure.
This claim would explain why it seems as though he hasn’t aged much lately.
Look Pony needs some attention!
Send us something pathetic on Twitter, and we might give you some attention too!
This is Next Magazine’s “Most Viewed” events on Monday, April 25th. Either this thing is clearly rigged or Next Magazine does not get any hits!
If this is accurate and the “Most Viewed” event on Next Magazine’s website is from 2009 and the majority of the rest fall in 2010, then this city’s night life is sadder than I thought!
Daniel Nardicio vs. Michael Formika Jones
Now, this is the type of drama that New York night life needs.
Daniel Nardicio went on some podcast (who still listens to podcasts?) and talked smack about Michael Formika Jones saying he has ruined the scene by having crappy parties and giving away all the liquor (not his exact words… if you want want those read Next Magazine.)
I’m told Formika is HOTTTT under the collar.
I think they should both just lock themselves up in a sleezy sex party and duke it out with lube and broken condoms.